The Official Smart Ass Club Website

If the sun sets in the west, what time is it in Belfast?

I news was old, is it old news or is it even news as all?

If the mountain slopes gently to the sea, what if the mountain was in a desert?

If  a Smart Ass is smart

And a Dumb Ass is dumb

Then…

What is a Shitty Ass?

Or a Wise Ass?

Or a Pitiful Ass?

Or just plain old Ass?

Yes, it is I, the admin logged in as a regular member. Do I fit right in or what?  lol

I am just making sure that members can post or make comments and be immediately published. This is just a test.

Now that I have your attention, I am here to explain the rules of our club along with proper etiquette (of which there is none) and ways to spread your word.

Rule #1 – I am the boss, I am never wrong.

Rule #2 – If I am ever wrong, please rule #1.

Ways to communicate with others – Only registered members can post anything. You can either post a new message or reply to posts already published. I will try to get this thing fixed so I don’t have to approve anything.

Thank you for your cooperation. Now back to our regular programming.

So you really think you have all the time in the world to approve all the comments posted when this page really get rolling? Not even a smart ass will be able to keep up with that on unless one sits on his/her hiney all day doing nothing else but approving comments. Men-they think then can do it all and women know they can.

So that must make me the Inaugural Aussie Member – BTW Down Under, us Smartasses call ourselves Smartarses!

Is this censored or something? Submit for review?

Let me extend a hand and welcome you to the Smart Ass Club website where you can post comments, aggravations, pointless ideas or wanderings, etc. This website is for everyone, big or small, young or old, with only one condition: You must be a true smart ass!